(written on his blog in January 2006)
First off, Sawyer is way cooler than Dr. Jack and could kick his
doctor ass if they had a throw down. And this new enormous African
fellow, Eko could kick both their asses in a pinch.
Kate could kick the little blonde mom’s ass. And she could also kick
the fat guy’s ass. And the old bald guy too.
The Korean guy could probably kick the black guy’s ass, as well as
his son who is missing.
But Eko could probably kick Kate and the Korean guy’s ass together at
the same time.
Therefore, I think Kate and Eko should hook up. (plus it would be
kind of funny, because he’s so much taller than she is.)
1) I think the “others” are actually the employees of Oceanic
Airlines. Who has ever heard of Oceanic Airlines! I think it was a
fake airline that purposefully crashes and does experiments on it’s
2) I think that the Dharma Initiative would make a cool band name.
3) I think the polar bears are actually hippies from the Dharma
Institute in polar bear outfits.
4) I think the asian guy from the Dharma film is the Korean guy’s
dad. Think about it. They’re BOTH asian.
Those are but some of my many theories. Remember, they are theories
and not fact.
That is All,
Dwight k Schrute.
Carlton Cuse: Brent would like to know “why isn’t Squirrel Baby a viable candidate to replace Jacob? I think Squirrel Baby would do an amazing job, and has clearly demonstrated the necessary skills to get it done. Also, I can’t wait for Squirrel Baby’s shocking sideways revelation in the series…