Sawyer: Think you’re in my head, Doc?
Jack: You’ve still got 3 papayas. Call or fold.
Sawyer: Well, you’re in trouble now, Cool Hand. Pocket queens makes me the set.
Jack: King’s wired. But at least I’m not in your head. Well, I guess that’s it.
Sawyer: What do you mean, “it”?
Jack: Sawyer, you’re busted. I got it all. It wouldn’t really be fair for you to go pick more mangoes.
Sawyer: Oh, I’ve got a hell of lot more than mangoes. You want to play real stakes? Name ‘em.
Jack: It’s a pile of fruit, man.
Sawyer: And I want it back.
Kate: Should I go and get a ruler?
I will seriously never stop lol’ing at Zombie!Sayid’s complete non-reaction to Kate almost getting stabbed to death two feet away from him.
HURLEY: So what’s up with you guys and the old DHARMA jumpsuits?
SAWYER (to Jin): You didn’t tell ‘em?
JIN: No. I was waiting for you.
KATE: Tell us what?
SAWYER: We’re in the DHARMA Initiative.
JACK: They came back to the Island?
SAWYER: No. We came back. And so did you. It’s 1977.
HURLEY: Uh…what?
(from episode 5-9: Namaste)











