815 Giggles
Q: Describe your funeral.
Jorge Garcia: Shane MacGowan’s singing with the original Pogues. Then everyone climbs a seaside cliff, where they shoot my ashes from a cartoon cannon into the ocean. It makes a bigger mess than expected, which makes everybody go, “How appropriate.”
Q: Who gets what in your will?
Jorge: My sister gets it all, and then it goes to the highest bidder on eBay.
Q: So now that you’re minutes away from death, can you tell us what the hell is going on on Lost?
Jorge: Sorry, they can still get to me after death with that smoke thing in the woods.

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